Straight from the flickering static of a haunted public access channel, Pricemaster is the unsung overlord of discount doom. Cloaked in mystery (and maybe pleather), he's part shopping guru, part chaos demon and ALL DENTON. 

Pricemaster now returns as a limited-run art toy for collections of the cursed and curious. 

• Airbrushed and hand-painted 3.75" retro action figure
• Custom cardback with a QR code link to the YouTube video

He haunts the bridge. And now your shelf.

Goatman is one of Denton's oldest myths, a half-man, half-beast said to stalk the Old Alton Bridge after dark.

• Airbrushed and hand-painted 3.75" retro action figure
• May or may not bring curses (no refunds on paranormal activity)

Born from decades of spilled beer, dumpster grease, and microwave radiation, Krodent is the urban vermin Denton tried to forget. Part rodent, part cryptid, this sewer-dwelling beast haunts alleyways, back patios, and forgotten crawlspaces. He is also still known to break into Kroger at night to feast on the amazing cheese section. 

• Airbrushed and hand-painted 3.75" retro action figure

Beer slinger. Community Builder. Folk Hero in Flannel.

More than just a guy with great beer and a better beard, Ben is a Denton staple, a local legend who helped turn parking lots into parties and craft beer into community glue. Whether hosting events, backing artists, or just handing you something cold with a smile, Ben has been quietly shaping the soul of the square for years. 

• Airbrushed and hand-painted 3.75" retro action figure
• Includes sculpted beard and good vibes

Half man. Half Tiger. Full Synth.

Frequently spotted on the square and in your dream sequences, Tiger Head Keyboard Dude is one of our beloved icons. 

Now the feline funklord lives on as a retro collectible. 

• Airbrushed and hand-painted 3.75" retro action figure
• May cause spontaneous jam sessions

Street rod meets crime scene.

Inspired by the infamous chaos vortex known as Murder Kroger, this custom shopping cart is an unholy fusion of parking lot mayhem, late-night groceries, and outlaw horsepower. With a massive supercharged engine jammed between the handles and a fresh coat of blood splatter, this cart wasn't built for savings, it was built for carnage. 

• Custom mini shopping cart with oversized supercharged motor
• Hand-painted blood splatter
• Tribute to the real-life madness of Denton's most feared parking lot
• Made in Denton with Zero Safety Standards 

You've seen the truck. Now own the legend.

Blazing through Denton in that unmistakable orange box truck, Frenchy's is more than a local service; it's a roadside monument. With sun-faded lettering and unmatched presence, this rolling beast is all Denton!

Now captured in collectible form, this 1:64 scale mini replicates the glory of that big orange ride in all its perfectly imperfect detail. 

• Custom-painted orange box truck with custom decals

Public transit has never been this dangerous.

Inspired by the chaos of Denton's GoZone, this custom diecast turns every van ride into a full-blown action sequence.