The Goods
We pride ourselves on crafting unique, hand-designed art toys inspired by Denton's strange charm, urban legends, and underground culture. Explore our growing line of collectibles and discover what makes Thug Emporium special.
Each Thug Emporium art toy is made in small batches and packaged like throwback toy aisle oddities. They feature gritty textures, custom blister cards, and storytelling baked into every detail, making them more than just souvenirs They're Denton folklore you can hold.
City of Halloween Shirt
City of Halloween Shirt
Turn heads and celebrate the spooky spirit of Denton with this graphic tee. A crisp black background, vivid orange artwork of the historic courthouse, and bats in flight bring the design to life. Whether you’re strolling the downtown square for the 31 Days of Halloween or simply showing off local pride, this shirt hits the mark. Bella Canvas 3001, everyday comfort, and the perfect haunted-season staple.
Thug Emporium Shirt
Thug Emporium Shirt
A soft vintage-wash red tee paying homage to the classic Drug Emporium logo. Simple, bold, and perfect for any occasion.
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Bella Canvas 3001 shirt: Super Comfortable in red-heather
Celebrate Denton’s legendary local spirit with this eye-catching tee. Featuring a bold, retro-cartoon design inspired by the artistic style of Robert Crumb and the infamous “Pricemaster” figure, it’s a nod to the town’s quirky, vibrant culture.
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Bella Canvas 3001 shirt: Super Comfortable in red-heather
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A perfect conversation-starter and piece of local pride
Funky Marsupial
Funky Marsupial
The guys here at Thug Emporium are rooted in hip hop & dj culture, so we'll be throwing some pieces out to you that may seem a little off base from the traditional Denton stuff. This is our Funky Marsupial: a strange, soulful creature born from late-night mixtapes and turntable dreams. Inspired by the wild spirit of the Invisibl Skratch Piklz era, this tee keeps us connected to the scene that shaped us.
The Pricemaster
The Pricemaster
Straight from the flickering static of a haunted public access channel, Pricemaster is the unsung overlord of discount doom. Cloaked in mystery (and maybe pleather), he's part shopping guru, part chaos demon and ALL DENTON.
Pricemaster now returns as a limited-run art toy for collections of the cursed and curious.
- Airbrushed and hand-painted 3.75" retro action figure
- Custom cardback with a QR code link to the YouTube video
He haunts the bridge. And now your shelf.
Goatman is one of Denton's oldest myths, a half-man, half-beast said to stalk the Old Alton Bridge after dark.
- Airbrushed and hand-painted 3.75" retro action figure
- May or may not bring curses (no refunds on paranormal activity)
Murder Kroger Action Figure
Murder Kroger Action Figure
Armed with a chainsaw that's already torn through his own packaging, Murder Kroger is a Thug Emporium original inspired by local lore and bootleg horror toys. Hand-painted, carded, and dangerously collectible.
Krodent
Krodent
Born from decades of spilled beer, dumpster grease, and microwave radiation, Krodent is the urban vermin Denton tried to forget. Part rodent, part cryptid, this sewer-dwelling beast haunts alleyways, back patios, and forgotten crawlspaces. He is also still known to break into Kroger at night to feast on the amazing cheese section.
- Airbrushed and hand-painted 3.75" retro action figure
Murder Kroger Shopping Cart
Murder Kroger Shopping Cart
Street rod meets crime scene.
Inspired by the infamous chaos vortex known as Murder Kroger, this custom shopping cart is an unholy fusion of parking lot mayhem, late-night groceries, and outlaw horsepower. With a massive supercharged engine jammed between the handles and a fresh coat of blood splatter, this cart wasn't built for savings, it was built for carnage.
- Custom mini shopping cart with oversized supercharged motor
- Hand-painted blood splatter
- Tribute to the real-life madness of Denton's most feared parking lot
- Made in Denton with Zero Safety Standards
Frenchy's
Frenchy's
You've seen the truck. Now own the legend.
Blazing through Denton in that unmistakable orange box truck, Frenchy's is more than a local service; it's a roadside monument. With sun-faded lettering and unmatched presence, this rolling beast is all Denton!
Now captured in collectible form, this 1:64 scale mini replicates the glory of that big orange ride in all its perfectly imperfect detail.
- Custom-painted orange box truck with custom decals